Clean one liners:
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny,
I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in an oven.
Suddenly, one of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face?"
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all